Cliché Bookworm Who Refuses To Get a Real Job and Grow Up archetype. Romanticizes running in the rain but actually hates getting wet. Will hypothesize about the ethics of murder and incest in class, but absolutely will cry at the sight of a spider, regardless of its size or girth. Need I go on? Atypically typical. Stressed, anxious & over-caffeinated. Adopts an annual drastic hair change as a coping mechanism. Misplaces phone every few hours. Has unhealthy, brittle nails. Paints them instead of doing homework. Spends hours writing a bad poem, tells everyone it is bad, then cries if someone says it’s bad. Welcome, I guess, to my online diary.